Tuesday, July 31, 2012

The Bratislava Bust


                                       THE   BRATISLAVA BUST

                                                     HE SAYS:



Greetings, fan club.

This will be a catch up blog for a variety of different reasons.

First, I am royally irritated that the computer lost my last blog on the same subject. As well, St. Eleanor has been quite ill over the past few days, but has refused to seek medical care with a doctor or hospital, which has royally (no pun) pissed off King Richard.  And lastly, during our tour through Vienna and Bratislava the weather has been a beastly 34C!  We are now in Prague (a slightly cooler 31C) and will return to Vienna in two days for our final whirlwind. So there is a good deal to catch up on. But I am not in a witty mood.

Today is Tuesday, so it must be Belgium, or is it Bratislava? We visited Bratislava for 3 hours, which says it all. Why the tour company bothered with this is a mystery to me. The city, which is a sunny industrial slum, is the capital of Slovakia. Market capitalism has not been generous or good to the people here. They are the flotsam and jetsam of the new European labour market. They are the new untermenschen – the trash used up and cast off by the capitalist labour market. For them freedom is a bottle of beer and the right to be skin heads. When we talk about “freedom”, we confuse form and content.

The Czechs tell Newfie jokes about the Slovaks. Now I understand why. The working class walks about town in their undershirts, baggy basketball shorts and flip flops. A more middle class woman with her child in a stroller is walking down the street wearing a white sequined see-through dress with a black thong. A real class place. To paraphrase the Canadian politician Jean Marchand, the best thing about Bratislava is the boat to Vienna.

The following day we arrived in Vienna for a full day of power tourism. It was a brutal 34C. Fortunately, we have decided to return for an additional 5 days of fun, great coffee and pastries, and high culture. The Austro-Hungarian Empire (or Habsburg) was one of the great political empires of the 19th and 20th centuries and lasted for nearly 600 years.

The Austro-Hungarian Empire and Germany attempted to rival the other’s accomplishments and excesses. And, in turn Hungary and Budapest, the weak sister of the Habsburg empire, aped the Austrians and in particular the Viennese. Viennese haut culture was, alas, founded on the edifice complex. The bigger, the better; and the more ornate are even better.  The massive and ornate buildings and architecture in Budapest  reflect this edifice complex; or, was it an inferiority complex ?

After the obligatory city tour we did our own thing. The first thing we did we was to go off to a famous café where 19th and 20th centuries revolutionaries hung out and fortified themselves with good pastries and coffees before they went off to change the world. We decided to do it right, and had one of the famous Viennese coffees – 6 main types and about 64 with variations. This was accompanied by a large piece of self-slimming sachertorte with a mountain of whipped cream on the side.

Later, St. Eleanor, attempting to imitate her rival St. Joan, decided that we should go off  and see the Lippinzaner foals that were running around under the watchful eye of their mothers in what is certainly the most ornate horse training ring in the world, complete with crystal chandeliers. The foals will receive 8-10 years of training and are treated royally. The show was full of pomp and was good fun.

Afterwards we went to the Archives of the Austrian Resistance. The small museum  was created in the early 1980s by an all-party agreement, ranging from Catholic Conservatives to Communists, and is beautifully curated. After the abortive February revolution of 1934, when the Schutzbund – armed workers units under communist party leadership fought the Austria Nazis in the streets and made their last stand in the Karl Marx Hof housing project where they were obliterated by artillery fire – there was never an effective anti-Nazi underground resistance in Austria, unlike in Czechoslovak where the communist resistance was highly organized and effective.

Our journey continues….



                                             SHE SAYS:



Remember a few days ago, when I wrote about deciding to walk back to the boat in the rain because I already had a cold and what else could happen?  Note to self: don’t tempt fate like that again!  Turns out that colds that aren’t treated with respect can crawl down into the bronchial area and/or the lungs and cause chills, heavy coughing, and general misery.  They also make it tougher for a fog-loving Newfie like me to adjust to long walking tours over acres of asphalt in high humidity and searing temperatures (for a Maritimer), no matter how beautiful the city.  I love this climate when I’m sitting on a beach beside the cool ocean with a pina colada in my hand, but I have to admit that the last few days have been tough on us both: on me because sweating and coughing are not my idea of a good time, and on the good doctor who sometimes forgets that his title does not refer to a degree in medicine, because my coughing kept us both awake most of the night.  If you’ve read this far, I think you have probably picked up on the fact that not having all of his medical directives followed instantly  makes him a little  ….um… touchy. (He says: Grumpy)

Despite recent accusations certain people have made to the contrary, I am not a difficult patient…as long as the doctor is making sense to me.  I don’t believe in chemicals for every ache and pain, but when I need medicine, I take it.  When travelling through a huge city in blasting heat, I insist on watching horse shows in air conditioned comfort rather than hunting down yet another cathedral or military statue, and I demand equal time to sample desserts and fancy coffees in air-conditioned cafes. 

I have to admit that since I’ve started teasing him and blogging about his travelling pharmacy, the good doctor has pared down his medical travel kit considerably, from roughly half his travel weight allowance to probably only ¼.  Of course, we’ve had to take extra precautions as a result, making sure our diets are balanced enough to ward off beri-beri, rickets, and scurvy, and being careful to avoid poisonous snakes and vicious dogs.  We trust that somewhere in these big concrete jungles we’ll find a pharmacy or two, and that our medical insurance company will help us hunt down a hospital in an emergency.  True, it adds a dimension of danger to our cruise through Europe, but on the plus side, it meant that Richard could add a pair of shorts, 2 pairs of jeans, and a few assorted shirts to his suitcase.

Even with his reduced inventory and our trip to the drugstore in Melk, he still found a dozen things to force upon me: remedies for everything from headaches to athlete’s foot, none of which would have helped me, but any of which would have made him feel better. I  kept refusing and he kept grumbling. Finally, in the bottom of the case, he struck gold: an antibiotic his doctor had prescribed for our last trip, that he hadn’t needed.  Two of our travel mates were doctors and one is a Nurse-Practitioner, so he got ok’s from all of them first, and then gave me my orders: the pills or a doctor at the next stop, and either way, I’d have to see a doctor in Prague.  I felt so terrible by then that I was happy to give in.  Bratislava was interesting, but my Slovakian is a little weak, and the city  didn’t strike me as the kind of place European ladies would choose to visit for their cures, so I decided to avoid it, too.  I’ve been on the pills for 3 days now and am happy to report that I think I may survive.  Even better news: the good doctor is a lot less irritable than he’s been, so on we go.

 “Cough”  “Grumble”  “Cough”  “Grumble”…

(He says: a bad patient)

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